Maybe it's me, but I tend to attract a lot of attention from people who bring out the viciousness out of me. Take Brett for instance: Nice man, a bit on the good side, until you piss him off and then step back. True Story.
Joan Shelby, Drag queen standing about 5'10" had decided to make herself a pair of realistic feeling breast by high pressure filling balloons with shaving cream (oh, it gets better). Note: never give Brett the opportunity to wreck anybody. Out of the mouths of hell and the evil that runs from Brett, came the idea of seeing what would happen if......(pin in hand) would happen if the pressure was released. On a Saturday night at the 651 here in Arlington, that strange, morbid and devistating curiosity received from the bowels of a wonderbra, it's answer. It went something like this....A man's voice screaming from a woman's face "Oh My God eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....I can't believe you did that"! The results of that Barbasol Mastectamy will be forever known as the Mount St. Foamy incident that is still talked about to this day.
From my understanding, Old faithful was nothing but a zit squirt compared to the enormous eruption that took place just three feet from the bar of this club. If anybody in there that night was into erotic shaving of body parts, that would have been the night to be there.
I think that it would be cool, if the bars around here were to install security cameras, with sound, and used them specifically to constantly watch Brett and Rigel. Can you imagine the money they could make from their winnings on Home Video shows.
Evil is as Evil does, but Brett rules those who do.
More on brett as I get it down on paper. Be afraid, be very afraid if you are gay and live in the Dallas Ft.Worth Arlington area and go to the gay clubs. For you may be featured as a worthy victim. Don't think I'm not going to archive these, for all the world to read................However, you don't want to be on your best behavior either, because if you let your guard down for just one moment, you will be Cracked by Sheer Wit.