As the World spins out of control, it happened during the Bar Tour and out of town show in Corpus Christy Texas. Apparently, her husband, a one Mathew Medina got a little too plastered and as they made their way down the street, they came across a few police officers on horseback. Being not on the sober side, you would think that he would have been arrested for Public Intoxication. However....how do officers of the law arrest somebody when they can't see through their own tears from laughing so hard?
Mathew walked up to the horses and proceeded to hug and kiss the large beasts as Tiffany came from behind to pull him away, bad mistake. You see, she had made a pair of false breast from panty hose filled with birdseed, which in turn became highly attractive to the senses of the horses olfactory sense. They suddenly surrounded her, and despite her vainful attempts proceeded to chomp down on a late night snack.
Her Screams did nothing to stop the horses as they continued to spit out pieces of nylon and sequins while eating the bird seed. When all was done, she picked up the remains of a flawless look that was now a physical representation of what would happen if a Drag Queen were to swallow an Alka seltzer whole.
It was reported that she was sitting at the bar, with a rather large handful of pieces of breast and dress, openly questioning how she was going to explain the ruined dress to Erica Chatelaine, from whom the sequined gown was borrowed from.
Is it just me or is it really true that Tragedy is Synonomous with Drag?